Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Life goals: always be in a taco or cuddle position. 🌮😂 #DreamBig" Related funny posts 🤝 To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos. Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams! The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos. My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.