Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's like offering a steak dinner to a hungry shark and expecting it to turn vegan 🦈🥩😂 Related funny posts 😂 A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV. If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special. A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist. I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere. Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.