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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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