Somebody somewhere today donβt know itβs their last day with all 10 fingers. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oops! Someone's about to join the 9-finger club. πβπ€ Related funny posts π€ You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers? Just in case you donβt know, itβs βpiquedβ your interest, not βpeakedβ. My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers. I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special. Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.