Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.