Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.