Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:😴🛌 Bed loyalty is my priority! Can't risk a lumpy relationship 😆🌟 Related funny posts 🤝 Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone. Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting. Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are? Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors. I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.