Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Procrastination level: expert 🤣🛌📈 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit. Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential. Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper. I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.