Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally. Commentary:Looks like I'm booked for an evening of overthinking and imaginary arguments! 🤔😂🗓️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper. Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man. Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss. Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.
