Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I'm booked for an evening of overthinking and imaginary arguments! 🤔😂🗓️ Related funny posts 😂 The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not. No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was. Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’ You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both. I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.