I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your imaginary friends have their own imaginary drama π€π½π€β¨ Related funny posts π€ Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying βwe should see other peopleβ I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom. We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”. When I say βI hate dramaβ, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan! βIβm not ordering fries, Iβll just eat some of yours!β -Former friends of mine