Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When happiness holds you hostage, even alarms wave white flags! 😂⏰🏡 Related funny posts 🤝 Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage? Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation. Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.