Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oops! Guess my 'eye contact' came with a free trial. ๐๐" Related funny posts ๐ค โMy family doesnโt have a black sheep,โ I say, while everyone avoids eye contact. Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana. I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice. I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight. Apparently, โI just donโt want toโ is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why youโre not coming in today.