Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Monitoring bars would have the whole neighborhood on "sip and stakeout" duty! 🍻🕵️♂️ Related funny posts 🤝 I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice. I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me. They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind. Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop. I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.