18 funny social activity quotes - Wordgag

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

May 25, 2026

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

May 25, 2026

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

May 24, 2026

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

May 23, 2026

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

May 20, 2026

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

May 18, 2026

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Apr 1, 2026

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

Mar 31, 2026

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

Mar 31, 2026

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Mar 31, 2026

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Mar 31, 2026

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Mar 31, 2026

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Mar 30, 2026

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Mar 30, 2026

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Mar 30, 2026

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Mar 30, 2026

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Mar 30, 2026

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Mar 29, 2026