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Looks like it's time to trade left swipes for hot dogs and baseball strikes! 🍺🌭⚾️
18 Funny social activity quotes
Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.
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Count me in! I've got a lung capacity like a bagpipe and an appetite to match! 😱🍕😂
Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.
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Sounds like high school was a bool-dozer! 🚜🤣 Who knew adulthood meant less bool and more adulting? 🤔💼
I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.
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Too true! Nothing like dancing through the aisles of the hardware store, groovin’ to the sound of hammers and wrenches 🕺🔨😄
“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.
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Lmao, at this rate, my only active status is "Netflix and couch potato" 😂🍿📺
I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.
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That's one way to make sure you never lose a chess piece! 😂♟️🧓🧓
We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.
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Why support a favorite team when you can support a favorite couple? 🍸🏝️ #LoveGoals
Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.
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Monitoring bars would have the whole neighborhood on "sip and stakeout" duty! 🍻🕵️♂️
It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.
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Stepped outside, instantly missed my couch! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome
Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…
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"Red, blue, and way too true! 🍷😅 Cheers to testing the limits of 'it's 5 o'clock somewhere!' 🕒🍻"