Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Hopefully, your girlfriend gives you her own year-in-review! ๐ ๐งโค๏ธ Related funny posts ๐ค Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year? Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever. Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does. You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year. As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.