Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:A spud-tacular romance! He's a-peeling in every way! ๐ฅ๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ค No matter whatโs going on in your life, thereโs some form of potato that can make it better. I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato. I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, Iโm sweating mayo. I wonder if itโs possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes. Letโs go out for carrots sometime.