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Playful quote about giving a potato googly eyes and jokingly calling it a boyfriend.

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

Commentary:
A spud-tacular romance! He's a-peeling in every way! πŸ₯”πŸ˜œπŸ‘€

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, boyfriend, everyone, eye, eyes, funny activity, googly, googly eye, humor, introduction, new, potato, prank, sticking on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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