Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Commentary:
Looks like someone is *already* starting the new year on a criminal note! 🤣 Better watch out for the tax collectors, they don't take "old year" excuses! 📅💸 #NewYearSameMistakes

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