Stop acting your age. You’re ruining it for the rest of us. Posted onMar 8, 2026Mar 8, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Guess I’ll just keep acting like a five-year-old with a credit card then! Related funny posts 😂 I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied. I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly. My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib. I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one. People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.