I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasnβt an opportunity, I created one. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my credit card had more adventures than I did this year! πΈπ Related funny posts π€ I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied. I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly. Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me. My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib. I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?