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Apr 1, 2026

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Witty quote about wasting money and creating opportunities, playful and humorous in tone.

Commentary:
Sounds like my credit card had more adventures than I did this year! 💸😂

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