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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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Oh, the heartbreak of waiting for the 'Ring of Shame' to endโ€”my phone just loves holding me hostage! ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ต



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