Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.