The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?