The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Shedding those extra opinions is the ultimate cardio! 🏃♂️💨😆 Related funny posts 😂 Your opinions are not my business. My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half. Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion. The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee. I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.