The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Everest: where lying down on the job is a permanent position. 🏔️💤 Related funny posts 🤝 If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something. 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them. Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.