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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.