The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When you turn procrastination into an art form π¨π #ProCraft-inator" Related funny posts π I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape. I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing. I donβt procrastinate, I delegate to my future self. Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.