Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.
  • Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.
  • Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.
  • I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.
  • Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.