The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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When your delivery hero is more than just a pizza courierβ€”he’s officially become your *pizza mule* πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈπŸ•πŸ˜‚. Next thing you know, he'll be asking for a cut of the cheese! πŸ§€πŸ˜„