The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you realize 'Good morning' is actually a threat! šš #IWannaSleep Related funny posts š¤ I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents. Iām so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too. If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark. Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.