The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:🌕🌊 If the moon had a gym membership, it’d have abs of steel from all that ocean dragging! Middle school me still blames it for dragging my math grades down too! 😆💪 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women. “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there” Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon. If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.