The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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🌕🌊 If the moon had a gym membership, it’d have abs of steel from all that ocean dragging! Middle school me still blames it for dragging my math grades down too! 😆💪

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?