Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs? Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess some people think DMs stand for “Desperate Messages” 😂📬 Related funny posts 🤝 I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate. If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself! You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier. Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well. I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.