The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When leaving the house feels like a weekend job… ππ π #RestingProLevel Related funny posts π Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready. They should invent weekends that are long-lasting. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybodyβs phone numbers? I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.