The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Commentary:
Oh, birthdays and one night stands – fleeting but memorable moments that we sometimes prefer to forget! 🎉🙈 Growing older can sometimes feel like playing a game where you hit the “ignore” button every time your birthday pops up. 🎂😜 After all, denial is a form of anti-aging, right? Here’s to celebrating birthdays the way you want, or not celebrating them at all! 🎈🥳 #ForeverYoungInSpirit