The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I need to sign up for Forgetting 101! 🤔🧠✨ Related funny posts 🤝 At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss. All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss. Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign. One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.