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Revenge: because sometimes the best medicine isn’t laughter, it’s a touch of karma! 😏⚖️🎯
Funny heal quotes
I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.
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Time's got a PhD in healing but skips sunscreen class 🤔😂☀️
Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.
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That's right, I'm just following doctor's orders as I enjoy my leisurely 20-year spa day 😂🛁⏳
May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.
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Wishing you a speedy recovery from the cliffhanger that time forgot 😂📚💔
Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.
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Trusting Big Pharma is like thinking the house at Vegas is rooting for your jackpot 🎰💊😆
Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.
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I hear ya! Nothing like a classy night of candlelit "therapy" and grape juice 🍷🕯️😄
At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.
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I hear selective amnesia is on sale this week! 😂🧠✨
Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.
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"Trying to choose between using the healing potion or embracing full-on madness like a chaotic wizard 🧙♂️ Decisions, decisions… Maybe insanity will be my new superpower! 😜🤪"
The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.
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Looks like I need to sign up for Forgetting 101! 🤔🧠✨