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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.