“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This is me every morning, and caffeine rewards me for being consistent πβπ€ Related funny posts π€ I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. If i say βmorning!β to you, it does not mean βgood morningβ, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning. I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.