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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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This is me every morning, and caffeine rewards me for being consistent πŸ˜‚β˜•πŸ’€

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, going, humor, i, lie, morning, myself, procrastination, self-talk, sleep, tell, tonight on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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