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Mar 21, 2026

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Witty text about morning lies and sleep deprivation, humorous and playful tone.

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This is me every morning, and caffeine rewards me for being consistent 😂☕💤

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