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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.