The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I attempted a cartwheel and invented a new yoga pose: flailing flamingo 🦩🤣 Related funny posts 😂 I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing. Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.” My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position. I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.