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Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Trending via Instagram:

Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

Breaking via Facebook:

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

Shared recently on Instagram:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Going viral on YouTube:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! 🛒 For some, it's a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it's a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! 💸🎉

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85 shares on Twitch this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

19 shares on X this month:

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

87 shares on TikTok this month:

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

11 shares on X this month:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Wolves should really raise more people.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Spotted on Instagram:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

Just landed via Telegram:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Spotted on Threads:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Just landed via Discord:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Going viral on Discord:

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Making waves on Facebook:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Going viral on Slack:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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