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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Commentary:
"Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? πŸ˜‚πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ #WalmartOlympics"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, avoid, avoiding, avoiding someone, awkwardness, burn, calorie, calorie burn, exercise, exercise humor, funny activity, humor, i, just, know, social, social awkwardness, someone, trying, Walmart on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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