There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing. Commentary:"Guess I'm ready for a 'fur' real party with the wrong kind of cougar! 🍷🐱 #CatastrophicMisunderstandings" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter. I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent. I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice. Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case. I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.
