There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.
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"Guess I'm ready for a 'fur' real party with the wrong kind of cougar! 🍷🐱 #CatastrophicMisunderstandings"

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