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There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

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Mom's house: the original Amazon Prime, but with more cookies! πŸͺπŸ“¦πŸ˜„

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged available, family, home, house, humor, mom, need, possession, rule, something, yours on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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