There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mom's house: the original Amazon Prime, but with more cookies! πͺπ¦π Related funny posts π€ Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: donβt drink and Prime. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today. Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.