When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! ๐ถ๐ธ๐น" Related funny posts ๐ค I have this ability where I can look at someoneโs profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not. If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way. Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’. Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how theyโll carry you over the threshold after marriage. Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.