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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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Avocado is just green butter.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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