Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Commentary:
“Seems like this person is aspiring to be the reigning king of ‘Where’s my hug?’ requests – in the least ideal location possible! 🙅‍♂️🤣 Maybe it’s time to reconsider their life choices before diving into the world of prison etiquette! 🔒😅”

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