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Humorous quote about time, depicting it as a menacing figure with a playful, witty twist.

time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.

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Running from time like it's auditioning for a horror movie villain role! πŸ•’πŸ”ͺπŸ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chase, chasing, fear, healing, humor, joke, knife, me, pain, time, wound, wounds, wrong on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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