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Gone so soon that TMZ already booked an interview with my ghost 👻📸😅
Funny rumor quotes
Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.
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Spice up your life: When friendship goals include discovering who zig-a-zig-ah'd into who’s heart! 🌶️❤️🎤
The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.
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Feeling like a zombie trying to pass for a good ol' lively human. 🧟♂️➡️🕺 #UndeadVibes
Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.
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Sounds like it's time to call the heart department for a rekindle 🔥❤️🚒