To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, guess now it's a short story about a very long wallet! ππΈπ Related funny posts π€ I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. I say βlong story short,β and suddenly weβre in Act III with an intermission. I miss you (the money I spent). By the time someone says, βTo make a long story short,β itβs too late. My wallet is empty, just like my soul.