(To my coworker thatโs a year younger than me) Youโre like a son to me. Posted onMar 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:You're basically my time-traveling mini-me! ๐ถ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ Related funny posts ๐ค The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Itโs crazy that weโre closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love. And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months. โYouโre at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.โ I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.