Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money? Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you've unlocked the secret level of professional napping! ππ€π Related funny posts π€ Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto. Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics. When someone says theyβre never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you. Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now? I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.