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Funny 9-5 quotes

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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