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Funny infrastructure quotes

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

Posted onMay 6, 2026

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