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Why do I suddenly feel the urge to start calling everyone "The"? 🐻🤔🎉
Funny John quotes
Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.
Commentary:
"Who needs drama-filled relationship status updates when you've got John and his sneaky martini transactions on Venmo? 🍸💰😂 #JustVenmoThings"
I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.
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Hmm, I bet John Connor is probably thinking "I told you so! 🤖 Resistance is futile when Siri starts making sarcastic comments. 😅 #TerminatorProblems"
Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
Commentary:
😄🚽 How about switching up the terminology to make your bathroom visits sound way more impressive? Who needs a John when you can casually mention you're off to the "Jim" for a daily workout session? Keep yourself healthy both physically and linguistically! 💪😉